Corrupt a Wish!

Everyone loves this game! At least, they'd better. D<

Anyways, here's how the game works:

I'll start off this post by making a wish. Then, the next poster must grant this wish. HOWEVER, the wish must have some kind of horrible flaw attached in how it is granted.

For example:

Poster 1: "I wish for a puppy!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but it has rabies and bites you."

Then, poster 2 would go on to make another wish at the end of their post, leaving it open for the next poster to grant.

Rinse and repeat.

SO! Let's get the ball rolling!


I wish I had a new piano. D:

sure, but you have to put it together

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i wish i had 3 more wishes!

Granted, but they are birthday wishes for someone you do not know.

I wish I were a music theory GODDESS

ok, but you lose the ability to play music

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i wish i had a death note so i could kill evey pop star on the diseny channel!

Granted, but then Vince kills you with his, so he can be the only human alive with a Death Note.

I wish I could finally get the freaking Sims 3 to work on my computer. :C

Granted, but then your entire computer blows up after you start playing.

I wish all of my cosplays for AWA were finished.

Me too. ;-;

...

Oh. I mean, uh, granted, but once you get to AWA they all fall apart.


I wish my apartment was clean. I don't feel like cleaning it. >_>

done, but then we come over and trash it again

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i wish that my bones are made of anamanthium

Granted, but it turns out you have a severe reaction to the metal and die. Ouch.



I the blisters on my feet would go away

granted, but then they go to your hands and they dont go away. ouch

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i wish that all the phoenix wright characters were real

Granted, but the villians band together and really kidnap the PWMP admins.


I wish I didn't have to work today.

granted, but its because you got fired

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i wish i had the power to shoot ice cream out of my fingertips!

granted.

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what, do I seriously have to corrupt it? that's gross, who'd eat it?

.... pudding. I don't have a wish. I just really wanted to reply. 3:

I wish I could go to a safer sword battle and find a way to NOT get injured

Granted, but as soon as you get home, you stub your toe, trip, bust your lip open (again) and then find out you have cancer.

I wish I had a light table.

Granted, but you lose your right hand in an epic safer sword duel and have to learn how to draw with your left before being able to use it.

I wish I was sewing right now.

...I almost cried...

Granted, but you accidentally stab you're wrist in the process of ruining whatever is you're making.

I wish I could take Kendo/fencing classes. (That's just too easy to ruin.)

You can't.

btw I understand the rules I just like cheating. it's funny.

Ummmm anyway I wish I didn't SUCK AT ROMANCIN

Granted, but then your eyes break.

I wish that pubby wasn't so dumb.

Granted. Now she's a smart dog. And then she's sold to SCIENCE

....WELL I THINK IT'S CORRUPT ;m; I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MAH PUPPY

I wish I could hurry up and finish this stupid book

Granted, but then to will immideately start another one


I wish i will win this competition
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...With love to free glitter graphics...

Granted, whoever made second has ties with the mob, and sends men to 'take care of you'.

I wish I could bend space and time. :3